Jokes
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies,
“No, just feeling a bit off.”
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,”
reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None – It’s a
hardware problem
Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest
of your life.
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.
Memes
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